It’s been a while.

I will no longer call. I will no longer try.

You have my number. 

Try using it once in a while.

“Good things don’t end unless they end badly.”

I wish I could fix everyone’s problems. That way, everyone would be happy and the world would be a happier place.

… that never calls you. You’re always the one that calls. And when you do call, chances are they don’t pick up. And when they do pick up, chances are they’ll turn you down for whatever reason anyway. So what’s my solution? Stop calling. Chances are they won’t notice.

Someone just sent me a message, saying, I kid you not,

“Man your pretty are you sure you don’t want to chat”

You sure do know how to charm a girl with your grammatical errors and lack of punctuation marks. Marry me. Now. 

But hey… SOMEONE’S gotta do it.

If you call me baby one more time, I swear I’m gonna snap your pinky finger off.

Thank you
Have a nice day! 

Damn you, cute white boy with the cute dimple in your left cheek… I wanna just bite you!

yummmmmmm

So… How bout some rain, eh? *nudge nudge* *wink wink*

Love, 
me 

What you see: confident, sassy, sometimes bitchy, but for the most part pretty happy

What I see: scared, vulnerable, fragile, and all the time hurting

I’m sorry but I can’t take you seriously if you have a wiener and our conversation ends with you saying, “See you Sunday. Kiss kiss.”

smh.

Maybe it DOES bother me a bit…

…ok a lot.

dau qua!